Thursday, August 2, 2007

THE LIST





OK...I'm completely satisfied with the man in my bed, BUT there's always temptation. We have the real guys that we know (not ex sex) the untapped. The guys you know from everyday situations, like this one. He took on the Yukon, the Mississippi (picture), and the walked the entire Appalachian Trail for charity. All sponsored items & money were given to Cancer research & then the Yukon project funds went to Katrina charities. So mix that in with the fact that he's totally at one with nature, was a Royal Marine Commando, has that sexy British accent which makes most men at least 10% hotter. He's a great guy and an all around bad ass. Then we come to another real life piece of temptation (have I mentioned that I'm a recovering cheat? 11.5 months monogamous ). He's just hanging off the CN Tower in Toronto at about 1,800 ft. as is it's no big deal. Then you add his sexy climber body and wonderful sarcastic humor. Oh and he always calls me darlin' but he may do that with all the ladies since he's from Texas. He's been in the Northeast long enough to have dropped any heavy accent so it's 100% pure charm.








Then there's the celebrity list as discussed on Friends. I could never laminate that list.... this week it's these 5 guys but next week it could be different. Does this make me a commitment phobe? So here goes for now & if anyone reads this, please feel free to share your 5:


I'm pretty solid on #'s 1-4 but it's so difficult to put someone into that final space. (Could be why I'm still single or at least not married)


So let's kick this off....Today's list


#1 . Josh Hartnett. He looks pretty earnest, and he reminds me of my ex who is adorable and hung like an elephant.


#2. Jason Statham. He's British. He's Handsome Rob. He was basically dipped in oil in The Transporter and that was all I needed....


#3. Ryan Reynolds. Blade Trinity. The humor the chains & that cute little tattoo way down into his very low abdomen.


#4. Julian Mcmahon He plays Dr. Troy in Nip/Tuck & does so with such pure evil that I love it!


#5. This slot can't be filled.... I'm digging Channing Tatum these days. He's a bad actor but so damn sexy. Brad Pitt (pre Angelina) will always have a place in my heart after that Vanity Fair spread. I'm a bit "Team Aniston" but hey, you can't help who you love. If you try to fight it- well it is just a recipe for disaster.

Shall we get to the honorable mentions? Jack Johnson (Cute surfer boy singer, Olivier Martinez (Hello have you seen Unfaithful?), John Krasinski (love The Office), Patrick Dempsey (love those eyes), Will Kirby (reality TV Evil Dr. Will), Jason Lee (Pre-Earl), Wentworth Miller (sitting in his Converse all stars in the Mariah Carey video with those blue eyes...yeah that works. Is he really gay?), Ed Burns (esp. in She's the One), Harrison Ford (younger but not too young), Sean Connery (again, slightly older but not on his death bed)
The End (Brad's that is).....







Wednesday, August 1, 2007

WEEKEND PHOTOGRAPHY




I love to photograpgh the many places on J's body that look so yummy. I've started with these two because both make me so happy. The curves on his fine ass are almost just a blur but I find it necessary to capture them and post them here for myself. I know I will end up putting all those years of art school to use finally because I've found a subject that I am passionate about. This photo of the top of his ass really does it no justice. The ones from my cell have too many details that give him away & are too explicit...... not that anyone looks at my crappy little blog but I think I shall start taking requests for images should anyone ever make one. There's that cute butt I know and love -->

He always wants me to sketch him but I think I'm just going to continue to post random photos from naked Sundays instead. He's just too cute.

This is the same guy that I only ORIGINALLY wanted to sneak around with, use for some sex, and move on when he got clingy yet here I am ALMOST 1 YEAR LATER with my own personal ode to J. YES LADIES & GENTS, I'm whipped! It is that good and it's not just the sex. I actually asked permission to post him before I did so because I didn't want him to feel violated. I will continue to keep it less than X rated and keep the unique marks out of my photos to protect his privacy.

This next one is my favorite. I'm sharing this because I love his arms as well..... they are delicious. I just love it! We have the cutest kissy pic but I'll spare you all of that one. Poor J.... Yes, I am "Mrs. Robinson" and I've seduced you. We're moving in together so it should get even more fun!
Thanks for letting me be me & letting me love the way you look. BTW... Even though J has awareness of this blog & the photos on it, he's not allowed to visit. Sorry- we'll work something out on won't we? Yeah baby, I've been bad.... what'cha gonna do about it??? Surprise me! But please don't give me a surprise like you did that one time when I was in an Ambien haze....OK? That wasn't so much fun to wake up to....Let's keep it tight. Thanks!