Christmas crazies are out in full force this year! Is there any reason to weave in & out of traffic & do a full 4 lane- lane change to exit at 95mph?Some of these people look like they want to shank you just to get to a retailer's door before you!
I've not even done any shopping for anyone else this year. Part of this is that each time I enter a store I find 20 things I love. The rest is just that I don't want to deal with psychos to buy people I don't like that much things they don't want and will then have to return. So I'm getting to the point that I may just go ahead and pick out pre paid credit cards. Kids like them b/c they feel older paying with them & teenagers seem to prefer to pick out their own stuff so that just leaves mom, close friends, and J..
On the bright side, I watched Christmas Vacation & can't wait for the marathon of Christmas Story! One of my all time favorite movie quotes is,
Clark in Christmas Vacation: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Ah, gets me every time!
Well seriously, I hope everyone except my miserable troll of a co-worker has a lovely Holiday & no hangover to speak of!
2 comments:
It is a bit nippley out side.
Clark: Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.
Safeway has a veritable plethera of gift cards. It is like you're at the mall, but you're not. I actually just got my parents gift cards--that's it!No darned socks or heartfelt cheer here this year (tip--don't re-locate your business during the holiday season)!
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